AFTER HOURS OF PRACTICING TRIANGULATED CPR ONE DAY, ALEX BECAME WILDLY DEPLETED AND NEEDED TO REFUEL HIS NUTRIENT SUPPLY - STAT. SPECIFICALLY, HE KNEW THAT ONLY ONE THING COULD PROVIDE HIM WITH THE RECHARGE HE REQUIRED: SHOCKINGLY GOOD PIZZA. IN A FRENZIED STATE, HE RAN AROUND THE INLAND EMPIRE IN SEARCH OF JUST THE RIGHT PIZZA THAT WOULD BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE. BUT NONE OF THESE CHEESY SLICES CUT IT FOR HIM. WHAT HE DISCOVERED WAS A CODE RED EMERGENCY - HE WOULD NEED TO BE THE ONE TO CREATE SHOCKINGLY GOOD PIZZA WITH THE POWERS OF RESUSCITATION. THROUGH PERSISTENT EXPERIMENTATION AND NEARLY FLATLINING AT VARIOUS TURNS, CHEF ALEX FINALLY PRODUCED THE PERFECT PIE, THE ONE WITH THE MEDICALLY-VITALIZING PROPERTIES HE SOUGHT. IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE WOULD GO ON TO SHARE HIS HYPERPALATABLE CREATION WITH THE REST OF HUMANITY - IN THE FORM OF FLATLINE PIZZA.