HOURS OF OPERATION:
THURSDAY - SATURDAY
NOON - 8:00 PM
SUNDAY
NOON - 3:00 PM
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BASELINE
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![Pepperoni pizza on a wooden pizza peel against a black background.]()
PULSE CHECK
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![Pizza with pepperoni and small sausage crumbles on a wooden serving tray against a black background.]()
PROTEIN PROTOCOL
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![Pizza with pepperoni and pineapple slices on a wooden serving paddle against a black background.]()
TROPICAL TRANSFUSION
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![Pizza with mushroom, black olive, red onion, and green bell pepper toppings on a wooden pizza peel against a black background.]()
VEGETATIVE STATE
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HEART BURN
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ALL PIZZAS ARE AVAILABLE IN ‘HAND-STRETCHED THIN: NEW YORK.’
NEW YORK PIZZAS ARE 18” AND CLINICALLY TREATED WITH OUR VITALIZING HOUSEMADE RED SAUCE AND GARLIC-BUTTER–ACTIVATED CRUST.
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The foundation of good health starts here. Hand-stretched dough, premium mozzarella, signature sauce, garlic butter crust.
SLICE $5
PIE $27 -
Your heart rate will quicken for this one. Premium pepperoni that cups and crisps in our ovens, creating little pockets of flavor in every bite.
SLICE $6
PIE $30 -
Doctor-prescribed triple meat therapy: Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage piled high. Heavy-duty protein intervention.
SLICE $7
PIE $36 -
PIE $30 SLICE $6
Full pepperoni coverage with fresh-cut jalapeños across the whole pie. Enough heat to register, not enough to send you to the hospital.
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A healing dose of island vibes. Sweet pineapple and savory Canadian bacon. Don't knock it till you try it.
SLICE $6
PIE $31 -
All the essential nutrients your body needs (okay, maybe not ALL). Fresh mushrooms, bell peppers, and onions on our signature red sauce.
SLICE $6
PIE $31 -
You know what you need. Pick any number of toppings, and we'll prescribe the cure.
SLICE Starting at $5
Veggie toppings 0.25 each.Meat toppings 1.00 each.
PIE Starting at $27
Veggie toppings 1.00 each.Meat toppings 3.00 each.
TOPPINGS: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions ,Black Olives, Pineapple
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Two slices, two toppings total, and a drink. Mix and match styles, sample the possibilities.
TWO SLICES + A DRINK $10
TOPPINGS: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Pineapple
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Four hand-made breadsticks, splinted in butter and garlic salt. Diagnosis confirmed on first bite.
$4 per batch
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Our chocolate chip cookies are baked fresh daily, measuring 5-inches in diameter. Warning: May cause sudden onset of joy and the immediate need for additional cookies.
$3 EACH
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SPECIALTY INFUSION $2.50
(1 glass bottle)
Imported fruit sodas in real glass bottles, cane sugar, no substitutes.OTC SODA $2.00
(1 soda can)
The standard prescriptions. Cold cans, familiar labels, no consultation required.
H2O $1.50
(1 water bottle)
Bottled water. Purely diagnostic — no sugar, no caffeine, no side effects. Recommended between courses.
WELCOME TO FLATLINE PIZZA
IT’S SHOCKINGLY GOOD
FLATLINE PIZZA BEGAN IN 2026, WHEN TRIANGLE-SHAPED-BREAD-LOVER ALEX WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A NEWLY-FORMED, MEDICALLY AND DELICIOUSLY INSPIRED DREAM: A DREAM OF PIZZA. AFTER THIS CLOSE BRUSH WITH HIS OWN FLATLINE, COOK ALEX KNEW WITH STARK CERTAINTY WHAT HIS MISSION IN LIFE NOW WAS: TO MAKE SHOCKINGLY GOOD PIZZA HE COULD SHARE WITH THE INLAND EMPIRE - PIZZA SO GOOD, IT’S TO DIE FOR.
NOW, FLATLINE PIZZA OPERATES AS A FOOD TRAILER LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION, OFFERING HIGHLY SATIATING PIES AND SLICES IN A VARIETY OF HYPERPALATABLE TOPPINGS. REPLETE YOUR NUTRIENT SUPPLY WITH NEW YORK PIZZAS - ALL HANDMADE AND SURGICALLY PERFECTED TO RESUSCITATE YOUR TASTEBUDS LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION
3758 E Horsehaven Ave.
Post Falls, ID 83854
HOURS OF OPERATION:
THURSDAY - SATURDAY
NOON - 8:00 PM
SUNDAY
NOON - 3:00 PM