WEBSITE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SURGERY
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WEBSITE CURRENTLY UNDERGOING SURGERY !!
ALL VITALS ARE STABLE. PROJECTED TO ENTER RECOVERY PHASE THIS JUNE!
HOURS OF OPERATION:
WEDNESDAY - SUNDAY
11:30 AM - 3:30 PM
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BASELINE CLASSIC CHEESE
NEW YORK STYLE
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PULSE PEPPERONI
NEW YORK STYLE
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PROTEIN PROTOCOL
NEW YORK STYLE
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TROPICAL TRANSFUSION
NEW YORK STYLE
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VITAL VEGGIE
NEW YORK STYLE
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BASLINE CLASSIC CHEESE
PAN-BAKED STYLE
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PULSE PEPPERONI
PAN-BAKED STYLE
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PROTEIN PROTOCOL
PAN-BAKED STYLE
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TROPICAL TRANSFUSION
PAN-BAKED STYLE
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VITAL VEGGIE
PAN-BAKED STYLE
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ALL PIZZAS ARE AVAILABLE IN EITHER ‘HAND-STRETCHED THIN: NEW YORK’ OR ‘PAN-BAKED THICK CRUST: THE SLAB.’
NEW YORK PIZZAS ARE 18” AND CLINICALLY TREATED WITH OUR VITALIZING HOUSEMADE RED SAUCE AND GARLIC-BUTTER–ACTIVATED CRUST.
PAN-BAKED PIZZAS ARE 18X13” PAN-BAKED PIES SURGICALLY PREPPED WITH RED SAUCE AND CUT INTO GENEROUS SLICES.
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The foundation of good health starts here. Hand-stretched dough, premium mozzarella, signature sauce, garlic butter crust. Choose New York style or Pan-Baked.
SLICE $5
PIE $27 -
Your heart rate will quicken for this one. Premium pepperoni that cups and crisps in our ovens, creating little pockets of flavor in every bite. Choose New York style or Pan-Baked.
SLICE $6
PIE $30 -
Doctor-prescribed triple meat therapy: Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and Italian sausage piled high. Heavy-duty protein intervention. Choose New York style or Pan-Baked.
SLICE $7
PIE $36
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A healing dose of island vibes. Sweet pineapple and savory Canadian bacon. Don't knock it till you try it. Choose New York style or Pan-Baked.
SLICE $6
PIE $31 -
All the essential nutrients your body needs (okay, maybe not ALL). Fresh mushrooms, bell peppers, and onions on our signature red sauce. Choose New York style or Pan-Baked.
SLICE $6
PIE $31 -
You know what you need. Pick any number of toppings, and we'll prescribe the cure. Choose New York style or Pan-Baked.
SLICE Starting at $5
Veggie toppings 0.25 each.Meat toppings 1.00 each.
PIE Starting at $27
Veggie toppings 1.00 each.Meat toppings 3.00 each.
TOPPINGS: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions ,Black Olives, Pineapple
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Two slices (your choice of New York or Pan-Baked), two toppings total, and a drink. Mix and match styles, sample the possibilities.
TWO SLICES + A DRINK $10
TOPPINGS: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, Mushrooms, Bell Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, Pineapple
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Three desserts sharing one crust: Hazelnut-chocolate spread, blistered marshmallow blanket, graham cracker crunch added during the bake. Diagnosis confirmed on first bite.
SLICE $3
PIE $25 -
Our chocolate chip cookies are baked fresh daily, measuring 5-inches in diameter. Warning: May cause sudden onset of joy and the immediate need for additional cookies.
$3 EACH
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SPECIALTY INFUSION $2.50
(1 glass bottle)
Lime, Mandarin, Guava, Pineapple
WELCOME TO FLATLINE PIZZA
IT’S SHOCKINGLY GOOD
FLATLINE PIZZA BEGAN IN 2026, WHEN TRIANGLE-SHAPED-BREAD-LOVER ALEX WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A NEWLY-FORMED, MEDICALLY AND DELICIOUSLY INSPIRED DREAM: A DREAM OF PIZZA. AFTER THIS CLOSE BRUSH WITH HIS OWN FLATLINE, COOK ALEX KNEW WITH STARK CERTAINTY WHAT HIS MISSION IN LIFE NOW WAS: TO MAKE SHOCKINGLY GOOD PIZZA HE COULD SHARE WITH THE INLAND EMPIRE - PIZZA SO GOOD, IT’S TO DIE FOR.
NOW, FLATLINE PIZZA OPERATES AS A FOOD TRAILER LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION, OFFERING HIGHLY SATIATING PIES AND SLICES IN A VARIETY OF HYPERPALATABLE TOPPINGS. REPLETE YOUR NUTRIENT SUPPLY WITH NEW YORK AND PAN-BAKED PIZZAS - ALL HANDMADE AND SURGICALLY PERFECTED TO RESUSCITATE YOUR TASTEBUDS LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
LOCATED IN THE POST FALLS PAVILION
3758 E Horsehaven Ave.
Post Falls, ID 83854
Wednesday - Sunday
11:30 AM - 3:30 PM